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The Idiot

Family at Home

The Phantom

Sock Snatcher




Berck and Big Wart



The Idiot Family at Home

Can you imagine having a mother who eats mountains of doughnuts, has a waist of seventy inches? Meet Jimmelta Chew Van Der Bratt who is ‘very tired’ of her golden table and chairs. Can you imagine having an Idiot of a father who buys up countries on a whim and, is so ridiculously rich? Can you imagine your children named after materials? Find out about the troubles of this very spoilt family and the punishment Jimmelta Chew Van Der Bratt receives. This book has characters with names that will make you laugh, situations which are tragic, appalling, but funny- you will love this funny story. Meet the Idiot Family….At your peril!

The Phantom Sock Snatcher

Who was pinching all the socks, leaving people with odd ones? Joe thought it was strange when his socks kept disappearing, and never thought about it Until one night...When his life changed and he was whisked away on an unbelievable adventure, with the Idgits and the Phantom Sock Snatcher. Where did they go? Why did they go? What did they do?

Petronella Pumpernickel-Pinkstocking-Berck and Big Wart

Petronella Pumpernickel-Pinkstocking-Beerk is not your normal sort of girl. She lives in a house made of scrap metal and old bits of wood at the edge of the town with her family, Pa, her mother Ma Metronella, and her sister, Catronella. She plays with tractors and tears them apart, She even rides one to school everyday. But this is not all. Petronella has a kissing list of all the boys in the lower forms of her school, and she is determined to kiss her quota of boys each year. Find out what happens when the new boy Big Wart starts school and he ignores her! Find out about the spell cast on her and about all the grass...growing out of her mouth!

Archie Dingletrotter's Flying Caravan

Archie Dingletrotter is nearly seven years old and travels with his family from village to village in a caravan painted in wonderful colours. One day they arrive at a beautiful village and Archie loves it so much the family decide to stay, so that Archie can go to the local school. Find out what happens when he makes new friends and when he is invited to other children's parties. Find out why Archie's party is so special and magical. Enjoy the book!!

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